Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Condiment Woes

They have no ketchup.  Let me repeat: They. Have. No. Ketchup.  They have French fries.  They have char-grilled burgers.  They have anything that anyone would ever put ketchup on.  They have mayo and mustard--three kinds: spicy, yellow, and that froo-froo Grey Poop On stuff--yet they have no ketchup.

In case you don't get it: THEY HAVE NO FRIGGIN KETCHUP! NONE!   Not even a half-stepped-on packet of the generic stuff you can get by the case at the local Costco.  Not even a drop of crusted mucus-like condiment left over from the self-serve dripper.

In case you still don't get it: I NEED KETCHUP to EAT my FRIES and BURGER.  Fries without ketchup is like puppies in pet orphanage.  A burger without ketchup is not a burger; it's a hockey puck misplaced between two halves of a seeded bun.

I will never forgive them.  Ever never ever. 

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