Monday, January 23, 2017

Reinventing Cliches

BAD:
The eyes are the windows of the soul.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Nose to the grindstone

Against the grain

As American as apple pie.

Hot as Hell.

Slow as molasses.

The crack of dawn.

Dead of winter.

Down to Earth

Go with the flow

Hard as a rock

No spring chicken

Knock on wood

Rakin in the dough

Makin it rain

Want cliches? Try here.

NOW LET'S CHANGE IT UP:

Beauty is in the eye of a spring chicken.

Hard as molasses

As American as a rock

Nose to the grain

Knock on the grindstone

Dead of Earth

Down to winter

Makin it flow

Go with the rain

MAYBE these newer versions don't make sense, but at least they are new!

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